Dear TM Customers,
Due to the downturn in the economy and our clients (including yourself) drastically cutting their marketing budgets and our high receivables I regret to inform you that I am faced with an unfortunate situation. Trademark Productions will cease operations as of April 32nd, 2009. It is important to your business assets that you respond to this immediately.
It is our intentions to make sure that your transition over to a new web development and hosting company will be smooth. (providing that you prepay for all transportation costs with a major credit card) We are suggesting that you contact “The Google” and consider their India offshore as a solution. They have reasonable rates and all their staff are renamed with simple Native-English names such as “Steve” or “Jenny.”
Please contact your project manager and select a time that you can visit our office to start the dissolution process. Please note that you will be required to bring carnival elephant ears, corn dogs and Stella Atrios beer for our entire staff with visiting.
Lastly, please know that that we also regret to inform you that you have wasted 5 minutes of time, possibly had an adrenaline rush and were duped with another joke that only happens on April first.
Yours Very Truly,
Dwight Zahringer, President
Trademark Productions, The SEO Marketing Group