Kris
Administrator, Content Creator & Morale Specialist
Kris is the mysterious entity behind the many blogs published on TM's site as well as the point of contact for any clients needing new or revised website content written. He's also Dwight's "go to" guy for SEO copywriting. When not writing for "the man," Kris is a published author and blogger whose hobbies include reaffirming that Best Buy employees do NOT know more than he does about Blu-Ray release dates, verbally sparring with the humor-impaired and helping keep Seth safe from Ryan when playing Quake during lunch.
7 Questions We Asked Kris:
Name a secret skill you have.
Given the proper amount of time and motivation, I can annoy anybody.
What's your favorite youTube video?
The video trailer for the film "Megaforce."
Worst lie someone ever told you that you believed?
Politicians are people, too. Seriously, they just need to come out of the closet as Decepticons!
Which super power would you like to have and why?
I would love to be able to fly. Imagine how much money I could save on airfare, plus no waiting in security lines, having TSA workers ogle my x-ray image or deal with delays. Of course, I might then also need accompanying super strength in order to carry my luggage. Hmm…
If you didn't have to work, what would you do?
Write books FULL time and then dedicate my freetime to terrorizing the aforementioned Best Buy workers.
If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?
Nick Charles. Maybe Captain Kirk because the Enterprise is sooooo fine!
What is your favorite thing about the internet?
What's an internet?
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